Letter to Marco Rubio - UKR v. RUS
Dear Marco -
Thanks for your efforts to get POTUS a Nobel Peace prize. Some work remains.
You, POTUS, and our RUS envoy look like chucklefucks. Remember earlier this year when you said Trump is the only one who can bring that Russian dictator to the table? Ha. This week Portugal's president said POTUS's actions benefit Putin and may objectively show POTUS is a Russian agent. Not a great look.
Why is it that we threaten more sanctions and do nothing except restrict arms flow to UKR?
Think rather than strutting around Union station with your bruhs Josh and Hogsbreath, perhaps you should work on diplomacy. But guess with Trump's health, you need to cozy up to Josh. They say "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer."
Seems like your singular foreign relations achievement this year has been to lower the world's opinion of USA. Nice work. But don't get discouraged, lots of time on the clock, assuming you avoid thermonuclear catastrophe.
Know you and our developer cum Russian envoy are learning on the job but come on - the envoy should not meet with a deranged violent dictator who is bombing the crap out of civilians daily without a note taker to record the discussion. Seems like there was a misunderstanding. Darn billionaires always seem to think they have magic persuasive powers. The evidence suggests otherwise.
As the White House floats using mercenaries for peace keeping in Ukraine (brilliant - Halliburton/Blackwater 2.) You should make a play to run the mercenaries out of State as a Christian diplomatic army. You can make some kickback loot, wrap some war machines in gold and blue like Homeland. Your motto can be "Victorinus et Gloriosus Americae Primae Christianae Milites" and the patch can include a flaming cross-sword. Way cool. Much more fun and macho than winning hearts and minds or sitting in boring diplomatic events.
And if POTUS lives to the end of his term, get some cool campaign pictures of you riding armored vehicles in peacekeeping victory!
Cordially and happy labor day.
John
